All in the Family?

Author: Spankling

Date: August 13, 2001

by Spankling
8-13-01
And if you touch me there again Roger I'll sue you and take this stiff joint from you instead of the one in your pants!
VO: She's so hot, even if she is my mom. I wish I was Roger and dared to touch her there. At least I get to work with her.
Cyril, you seem like you got it together. Have you ever suffered the agony of being around a hot woman that is just out of reach.
Baby, sooner or later they all come to Cyril. And then it's cold-packed salami time!
*wild applause as Helen Hunt walk on stage*
Okay Ashleigh, you got me up to your appartment to meet your mom. So where is she?
In the freezer. Say would you mind dying your hair brown, maybe letting it grow out?