All in the Family Fini (thank the goddesses)

Author: Spankling

Date: August 13, 2001

by Spankling
8-13-01
GOD THE PAIN! I'M RIPPING IN TWO!
Blame God. He made you this way. Now fork over my child!
*wild applause as Mary-Kate Olsen bursts from Erin's womb*
This gig is gonna be sooo much sweeter than Full House! And no Bob Sagget in sight!
Go forth. Claim your birthright! Make me proud!
*Laugh track fades to McDonald commercial.*
Okay "dad," here's a few ground rules. 1. shave that snatch off yer face. 2. Yer mom leaves - dead or not. 3. ice cream every day. 4....
VO: Oy! What have I done!