Mary and Joe 4

Author: Spankling

Date: January 8, 2006

by Spankling
1-08-06
Hi Mrs...
Just call me Mary, Melvin.
Okay. The carpenter says I'm supposed to come up here and...
Don't say it Melvin! Let's just get this over with?
All right, Mary. So what will it be first? My 13 inch tongue or what the other girls have dubbed my leg splitting love hammer?
13 inch... Melvin... You got more tongue than God!