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| It pays to be the new freshman girl with the long legs! I walk in and all the boys let me stride to the head of the line! | |
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| I bet I'll have dry-humped this bitch before she gains her 10 pounds from dorm food. | |
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| Wait until the ROTC gets a load of me. | |
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| I don't like the way he's been eyeing my package. I hope there isn't a big gay population here. | |
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| I_can't_believe_I_got_away with performing breast augmentation surgery for 7 years before someone read my diploma and discovered it was from the Bartenders Institute. | |
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| I could clep out of Manrape 101, but why miss out on all this fun? | |
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