Engage This!

Author: Spankling

Date: October 5, 2001

by Spankling
10-05-01
Captain, I sense that the alien is well... arroused. She may not be able to control herself around the males of her or any other species.
BEEM HER UP! BEEM HER UP!
In the captian's "ready room"
You're a Cornholion? Gosh you're tiny (and hot)! What's that tube in your hand? Is it part of your courting ritual?
o/` Just turn around like a good spaceman o/`
I see this week's conquest had some kinky ideas of her own! How did you say this got up there?
Just get it out. She said I only had 13 seconds before it morphed into a raging red robot bent on cornholing me and this entire ship to bits!