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Martha begins her day with a brisk workout in her manicured garden.
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| No one ever suspects that I keep this ancient Greek stone milepost polished by doing squat-thrusts on it every day at sunrise! | |
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By noon she has completed an inventory of her hobby tapes, glues, stones, hooks, tweezers, lubes…
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| I told you to order more 1 inch red gardeners tape yesterday! That's it! I'M CALLING IMMIGRATION!!! | |
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| Time to go. No crazy white bitch poon tonight. | |
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In the evening she relaxes with a hired friend or two.
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| That will be all Gabe. You have been... adequate. Bring me the fire poker before you go. | |
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| Yes’m. Say, how do you keep your ass smelling like lavender with just a hint of orange? I wanna try it on my donkey. | |
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