She Judged Me to Harshly

Author: Spankling

Date: June 3, 2007

by Spankling
6-03-07
Startling conclusive evidence was found today as to why Spankling keeps his hand down your pants.
That's right Missy News Face! It's so he can find his tiny crank! I should know!
Please don't laugh...
You're just lucky I'm not a sloppy, enormo cow like Missy News Face! Well.. treat me right and no one will ever know.
Stop calling me that! By the way, didn't you used to be a redhead?
It's a wig, but how did you know? Have you seen me with my pants off, too?