Things have gotten scarier since then

Author: Spankling

Date: October 23, 2001

by Spankling
10-23-01
*brrrrring*
Jesus! Not again!.... he--- hello? Fooferkitty?
Fooferkitty? Fuck no. This is Bin Laden. I'm calling about the ad for a roommate. It says you have a nice secure cave.
Sure! Why don't you stop by around 6:00? See you then.
Now if I can get W to show up at the same time, I'll lock them both in this tomb together!