God Time Warner

Author: Spankling

Date: November 19, 2001

by Spankling
11-19-01
What are you doing home from work so early?
Jerry Falwell showed up and started causing a scene, claiming to be the messenger of god. There were TV cameras and lights...
Are you going to be on TV? What happened?
He came into our bread shop and started throwing AOL CDs everywhere saying they were Satan's bagels.
For once I agree with him. But I bet he disturbed the other customers.
Not as much as when one of the CDs slipped into my CD tray and made me eat 2 customers until someone hit the eject button.