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At a fund raiser for the Committee for the Unity of Naurotic Tentmakers (held in a tent of course).
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| Our membership has become scattered after the bombings. I'll be honest, I'm ready to bargain here. You want one of my daughters? take your pick! What_do_you_have_to_offer? | |
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| Well, I haven't listened to this William Shattner CD lately. | |
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| A CD? For one of my virgin daughters? You must be insane! | |
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| It's the one were he talks out "Disco Fever." And I'll even take the girl with the lisp. | |
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| And now back to "Who's Wife Is It anyway?" *canned applause* | |
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