Sir Spankalot!

Author: Spankling

Date: December 21, 2001

by Spankling
12-21-01
Telegram - You've been invited to London to be knighted by the queen!
Who gives a flying rat's ass?
Hold on. There's a typo. It says k-n-u-t-t-e-d. Do you think?
It's worth a ticket to find out.
I'll get your coat!
What an honor!