Suck it down!

Author: Spankling

Date: January 9, 2002

by Spankling
1-09-02
Don't you even want to know why your beer is so warm?
Fuck that! At a party like this you can't expect the beer to stay cold.
But it's nearly 98.6! Slow down and think!
No time! Gotta keep pounding! I hear the keg is about out! Gotta put my buzz over the top before the supply runs out!
Very well. Would you like me to go fill it again for you?
You're the best!