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"US Robotics support. May I help you?"
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| Yes. My Clango R-251 isn't... er... meeting my needs. | |
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"Could you be more specific?"
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| Shh! I tried enhanced sex mode and he only lasted a few days on a charge. Then I accessed his programming from the back and… well... little Clango seems to have lost some_hydraulic_pressure. | |
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"Have you tried asking Clango what he might be looking for in the relationship?"
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| I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!! | |
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