VD just isn't special anymore

Author: Spankling

Date: February 9, 2002

by Spankling
2-09-02
wow-that-was-special. Now leave your 20 bucks on the table and get out.
There's just one thing I need to tell you. I'm Cupid.
You know, my saying I love you, or getting shot with an arrow *not* dipped in heroin is gonna cost you extra.
Romance is dead. Where have I gone wrong?