The Conversion

Author: Spankling

Date: April 14, 2002

by Spankling
4-14-02
During Jesus' stay with the devil.
I'm not unreasonable, Jesus. We should be friends, you and I. Come... Join_the_dark_side.
I done my time in hell, ass-pipe. Give me one good reason why I should stay!
"Well, for one thing, we get to look in on all the Earth-channels that god blocks in heaven." says Satan.
Bend over and drop leather, boy. I'm gonna stuff this quaff up your Cheez Whiz scented sphincter!
Yes mistress! Oh YES!!!
Pass the popcorn, Bogart!
Get yer own, diaper-boy.