Why I Took My New Job

Author: Spankling

Date: July 25, 2002

by Spankling
7-25-02
A man was being chased by wolves. He found no way to shake his pursuers. Finally he came to a beach with a pier at the end.
He ran to the pier, the wolves still at his heals. He saw a ship at the end of the pier pulling away. It was on fire. Does he jump on?
Yes, because it will keep the wolves away and he just might have time to learn to swim.
Get to the cornholing part!