You know you're getting old when...

Author: Spankling

Date: August 29, 2002

by Spankling
8-29-02
Your boxers are older than your date.
This is the pussy you most want to pet.
You have more hair in your ears than on your head.
Gay men stop hitting on you, right Gabe?
Your tattoo is viewed as a historic work of art.
You include a set of gardener's kneepads in your "love kit" for comfort.