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| You use the shower massage mostly for getting the soap out of your fat, hairy, ass-crack. | |
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| Putting on a bra is like lifting the top stones onto a pyramid. | |
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| Your collection of technology fits in well with the Thomas Edison exhibit. | |
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| Your idea of cool was last seen in a Dick Van Dyke rerun. | |
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| You remember when 5 dolla was a lot of money. | |
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| I have you on my backlog. | |
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