The Gal Who Invented Kissin'

Author: Spankling

Date: September 23, 2002

by Spankling
9-23-02
I love The Gal Who Invented Kissin’, I don’t recall her name, But I do believe that gal should sit high in the Hall of Fame.
I think I've hit on something here. Wanna try it?
I'll try anything once.
She showed the girls how to pucker up and roll their pretty blue eyes, She showed them how to kiss hello and how to kiss goodbye.
Fuck goodbye. Show me how to kiss hello again!
Okay!
She taught the fellows how to smooch instead of holdin’ hands; She showed them how to steal a kiss like they do in foreign lands.
Steal nothing mister!
No money, no kissy!