My adoring public awaits!

Author: Spankling

Date: September 29, 2002

by Spankling
9-29-02
*knock knock*
Open up Spanks! You got an honorable mention!
Go away! I'm busy!
Well get yer head out of her ass and get out here and take a bow! This is the closest you've come to victory in ages!
*whimper* No one understands me.
Fine! Be that way! Don't expect to get another moment like this anytime soon, lap puppy!