Getting Jr out of the way

Author: Spankling

Date: September 30, 2002

by Spankling
9-30-02
But Uncle Dick, didn't I just take a month long vacation? Why am I back at the ranch?
Target practice, my boy! See those "detainees" blindfolded and tied against the split rail fence? Take yer best shot!
BLAM!
YEEEE-HAAAAW! I winged 'em Uncle Dick! Did 'ja see?
He he... nice shootin' boy. Now reload that shotgun and try again. I'm going back to my undisclosed location to continue running the war.
BLAM!
Wow! I took out quite a few that time. Hey Uncle Dick! Round up some more evil doers, 'k?
I'll have Ashcroft send over a batch. Aint nobody gonna track 'em down anyhow.