A bargain at half the price!

Author: Spankling

Date: October 4, 2002

by Spankling
10-04-02
Hello. *grope grope* Are you the lady of the house? *grope*
Uhhhh.... yeah. Say what are you doing with your hands in your pockets?
Just keeping my fingers warm, miss *grope*. You see, I'm a professional breast examiner.
Get real! I'm not letting you near my balloons.
But it'll just cost you $20, take 20 minutes, and I even throw in sexual favors for free!
Well, why didn't you say so! Come on in!