Old Friends

Author: Spankling

Date: October 19, 2002

by Spankling
10-19-02
Candy? Is that you! You look horrible, girl!
Maura? Oh... This is embarrassing. I was just going door to door looking for someone... I mean something to eat...
But you were so popular in high school! What the hell happened to you over the years.
Hey! You wouldn't look so good if you averaged 6.5 money shots in the kisser every day for the last ten years!
I suppose. So what do you want?
You wanna sit on my face? I'll do it for a sandwich.