If it aint one thing it's another

Author: Spankling

Date: October 20, 2002

by Spankling
10-20-02
That was... WOW! I don't blame my boyfriend for taking his shot at you back then! I'm glad I had mine!
Call it a gift. Can I have that ham sandwich now?
Well... actually... I lied. I need to make a grocery run.
You are shitting me! I just spent 2 hours on my knees for you!
No matter. Just go let my dog Fang hump your face and I'll let you have some of his dry dog food.
You should really try to let old grudges go. You know that?