The circle of life

Author: Spankling

Date: October 20, 2002

by Spankling
10-20-02
*sigh* You're right! I've been wanting to kill you for so long. And here you come in and give me such pleasure and ask for little in return.
Yeah. About that. What kind of dogfood are you offering?
NO! I can't let you eat that shit! OH! I'm gonna cry!
Hey! Come back! Don't lock yourself in the bathroom! Where do you keep the dogfood?!?
Fuck, I'm starving! Why did I have to ball what's his name so long ago?
Candy! What are you doing in my house? Better yet, if my wife has locked herself in the bathroom, why aren't we in the bedroom?