The End

Author: Spankling

Date: October 20, 2002

by Spankling
10-20-02
Maura! You're done blubbering already? What set you off this time?
Oh... ah... I met an old friend. *snif* Say... is that white trash red #7 lipstick on your fly?
WHAT? That fumbling whore! I mean... uh...
YOU DID HER AGAIN? DAMNIT I WANTED TO DO HER AGAIN!
I just came back to tell you I killed and ate yer dog, fuckwhistles. Have a nice life.