30 Second Spot III

Author: Spankling

Date: October 27, 2002

by Spankling
10-27-02
Men, are you tired of being made fun of because you have less hair than a billiard ball?
Say peaches, wanna...
Could you cover that shine, please? You're breaking the mood, Mr. Bulb Head.
Tired of being shone up by all those left-wing freaks?
I believe in your cause! Way to...
Like, yer scalp is a leading cause of global warming, dude. Cover it.
Do what millions before you have done!
God that felt good!
Like I didn't see this coming.