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| Yer RAM is so puny you forget yer own BIOS. | |
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| Yer UI is so old they updated it with punchcards. | |
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| Yer OS has a UNIX UI and a Ferbie Kernal. | |
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| Yeah... well yer box is so old yer 5 and 1/4 inch floppy... uh... | |
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| I would say that yer maw is a toaster oven, but she aint that hot. | |
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| *whimper* DON'T BE TALKIN' 'BOUT MY AS400!! | |
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