Clango takes the new guy apart

Author: Spankling

Date: October 28, 2002

by Spankling
10-28-02
Yer RAM is so puny you forget yer own BIOS.
Yer UI is so old they updated it with punchcards.
Yer OS has a UNIX UI and a Ferbie Kernal.
Yeah... well yer box is so old yer 5 and 1/4 inch floppy... uh...
I would say that yer maw is a toaster oven, but she aint that hot.
*whimper* DON'T BE TALKIN' 'BOUT MY AS400!!