I Love you Death

Author: Spartan117

Date: March 12, 2005

by Spartan117
3-12-05
Who are you?
I'm Norm MacDonald. Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Death. I've come for your soul.
Uhh... Uh... Don't kill me!
Why shouldn't I?
Wait are you beating off?
Uhhh... Listen don't tell Satan, I used to be gay... And uh...(zips fly)