The Slashin' of the Christ

Author: Spectre_General

Date: April 16, 2004

by Spectre_General
4-16-04
On the set of "The Passion"
I don't remember the bible talking about all that blood...
It's in "John." Now act really goy so we don't piss off the Jews.
Are you sure he's an actor?
And we're rolling... Cue blood spurting... okay, and enter Satan...
His blood will be on me and on my children!... and on my pants... and on my dog...
Throw yourself from this cliff and I'll give you eternal life!