Proper Conduct on Encountering a Zombies

Author: Spectre_General

Date: April 16, 2004

by Spectre_General
4-16-04
When encountering a zombies of any kind, always extend your hands in front of you, palms in, in a "Rock out" crossed with a "Why God?" position...

ZOMBIES!!!

Procede to shout "ZOMBIES!!!" in a falsetto voice. Falling to your knees adds extra emphasis, but is considered optional.

ZOMBIES!!!

Then you must kill it. Show no mercy. Your hand must strike the first blow.

ZOMBIES!!!

cripes.