That is not short which can eternal lie...

Author: Spectre_General

Date: April 19, 2004

by Spectre_General
4-19-04
The stars were right again, and Great Cthulhu was loose, ravening for delight...
Where the heck can a guy raven for delight in a town like this?
Hey kid, wanna buy a napkin?
What? Hey, I'm The Thing of the Idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, Great Cthulhu of the Corpse-city of R'lyeh.
Aren't you a little short for a name that long?
... okay, one more short joke and I'm gonna feeler the crap out of somebody's knees.
You're gonna have to use the word "cyclopean" a lot more if you wanna even smell lovecraftean.