Hey, who did?

Author: Spectre_General

Date: April 19, 2004

by Spectre_General
4-19-04
I, George Dubya Bush am the first 'Merican on Mars. It's a unmissrecredulous honor I tell you.
My first act as President of the moon is to take all the cheese and send it down to those poor starvin' rich 'Merican's back home on the good ol' US of Earth.
It's MARS you dumb Kxnart!
Hey, I didn't vote for him.