Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

Author: Spectre_General

Date: April 19, 2004

by Spectre_General
4-19-04
And if elected President, you can count on harsher penalties for parole violators and corporate criminals, as I will be eating them personally.
Your honor, I object to my opponent's platform on the grounds that his is the horror from the stars.
Wha... you can't object, this is a debate.
I believe you have misidentipated the situation.
Okay... If elected I will personally eat this stupid little monkey guy on national TV.
If you can mark an X, then you can mark a Dubya!