Masked Goalie 13

Author: Spectre_General

Date: May 24, 2004

by Spectre_General
5-24-04
Arr... There be nothin' like the satisfyin' glow of taking the money outer the pockets of well meanin' Hollywood moguls...
We got Van Helsing! Yo Ho!
The jig is up you pilfering Pirates! That's the last movie you'll see without paying! Unless you win a studio-sanctioned contest of course.
Ba-YARRR-HAR-HAR! D'ye really think that just one you can take the lot of me and me hardy crew? FIRE THE CANNON!!!
I disarmed the cannon. Fool me once, shame on me... no wait, you. Fool you once... no...
Arr. All the Van Helsing's in the world can't make up fer this bollocks.