Masked Goalie 20

Author: Spectre_General

Date: May 25, 2004

by Spectre_General
5-25-04
In the news...
...casualties of the explosion are still being tallied, however police report that many of the bodies recovered had already passed away due to prior wounds...
In the city...
What the heck is that racket?
It appears to be raining Shrek 2.
In the Stratosphere...
Arr... This whole affair shags mighty sea bass.