The UBCS Comic: Lotion

Author: Speez

Date: July 5, 2003

by Speez
7-05-03
Ace, you have to help me. Speez keeps calling me...
What does he keep calling you, Caboose?
NOOOOOOOOOOO! My name is Whack damnit!
Do you shave you legs? They look...very...feminine.
Well, I do have a bottle of lotion for that.
F*cktard.