The UBCS Comic: Smooth Talker

Author: Speez

Date: September 29, 2003

by Speez
9-29-03
Ace and Speez go out clubbing.
Dude, isn't that the women you have had a crush on? Go talk to her.
Alright...I can do this.
Excuse me. When I look at you I get a woody. WAIT, I mean I want to suck you nipples. NO, I think about you while I whack off.
So, how did it go?
Uhh, I was too good for her...