The UBCS Comic: Just so wrong...but so right.

Author: Speez

Date: June 23, 2004

by Speez
6-23-04
Speez spreading the gospel of "Spider-man 2"
This movie will ROXXER THE SOXXER! It has action, drama, and the man himself, Spider-man!
And how coudl they top having Mary Jane standing out in the rain in a very tight pink shirt with her nipples for the world to see! Two words: Top Less
Due, you better not be kidding about the nude Mary Jane thing. Because if it was true, I would probably masterbate right there in the theater.
Who needs a naked women to masterbate to when you have two hours of the Web Head to pleasure yourself too!