Dick Dick: To take the case?

Author: Speez

Date: April 1, 2005

by Speez
4-01-05
A dame came into my office with a case. And boy, was my case hard for her.
What's with the box doll face.
Doll what? Anyways, my great grandfather recently passed away and left me this box in his will. I need you to figure out what to open it.
This new assignment wasn't too exciting, but taking a look at my wallet showed that I needed to take it. The smoke from my cigar filled the room with a smokey auroa.
I sat there and undress the doll with my eyes. I figured she was about a B cup, but Dick Dick likes them double D. And let's throw Carmen Elektra covered in hot fudge in this fantasy also.
Umm, why are you just sitting there?