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Eight days since I started my quest to get the shanker. So far, no luck. To keep my brain from exploding from boredom, I make up commerical jingles.
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| Mountain dew: It's the dew....from the mountain! | |
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Day 12: Still no shanker. My ass seems to become one with my chair. I think I forgot the ability to be toliet train.
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| On noes! I am peeing freely again! Aim away from the Warcraft, it scares away the shanker! | |
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Day 42: I strange thought hits me. Why don't monkeys grow beards?
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