The UBCS Comic: The Shanker Strikes Back

Author: Speez

Date: June 9, 2005

by Speez
6-09-05
Eight days since I started my quest to get the shanker. So far, no luck. To keep my brain from exploding from boredom, I make up commerical jingles.
Mountain dew: It's the dew....from the mountain!
Day 12: Still no shanker. My ass seems to become one with my chair. I think I forgot the ability to be toliet train.
On noes! I am peeing freely again! Aim away from the Warcraft, it scares away the shanker!
Day 42: I strange thought hits me. Why don't monkeys grow beards?
Why don't they?