The UBoCS comic: Prefight stuff

Author: Speez

Date: November 2, 2001

by Speez
11-02-01
Welcome ladies and getleman to tonight's fight. I'm your announcer, Good Afterdark. Tonight, there's an epic fight for you all!
In this corner we have the heavy favorite to win. He has big eyes and never blinks. Welcome the Lanturn mater, Ace!
You,your going down Ian like your mom!
And over here is the guy who is predicted to be killed by Ace nine different times before he hits the ground. He smells like pee, Ian!
At least I can wear this nice suit to my funeral.