The UBCS Comic: Randomness runs wild.

Author: Speez

Date: October 17, 2002

by Speez
10-17-02
Once again we return to "Denza says random quotes."
I don't want to toot my own horn but I handed them all their asses. I was like some kind of goddamned ass handing machine sent back in time to hand people their asses.
Now, a word from our sponsors.
Stick shift. Wait, isn't that two words?
Now back to the show.
As everyone filed in we all got a chance to fondle the joystick and run our hands across the console, lightly tickling the knobs and switches while we made low guttural noises.