Kangaroo Mercenary #3

Author: SpiderTrav

Date: May 11, 2005

by SpiderTrav
5-11-05
Kangaroo Mercenary defends the helpless against big tobacco.
Okay, buddy, move it along. 25 feet from any public building. Hit the road, Jack.
Up yours, Kangaroo Mercenary! This is a free country and I'm free to stink up the joint.
I'm a kangaroo with a machine gun. Doesn't that make you nervous?
Nope. Say what's your sign?
Are you hitting on me? If so, I'll have to shoot you in the stomach.
How many feet away was it?