All comics by SpiderTrav

 

by SpiderTrav
5-11-05
After years of tracking, the Kangaroo Mercenary finally tracks down his prey.
So, you've finally caught up, you Kangaroo #$%@...
Well? What are you waiting for? As you can see, my life can't get much worse. Go ahead and shoot me!
I'm out of bullets.
So this is ackward for you too?

 

by SpiderTrav
5-11-05
Kangaroo Mercenary is back on the job. This time, the perp is a blue fish.
Freeze, blue fish.
This is crap! I was framed! It wasn't me, it was the one-armed...um...blue fish. You gonna gun me down in cold blood?
Well, fish ARE cold blooded. Makes sense to me.
Maybe we could help each other out?
What could you offer me, fish?
Oh, I don't know, how about a freakin' oxygen tank you breath holdin' jerk!

 

by SpiderTrav
5-11-05
Kangaroo Mercenary defends the helpless against big tobacco.
Okay, buddy, move it along. 25 feet from any public building. Hit the road, Jack.
Up yours, Kangaroo Mercenary! This is a free country and I'm free to stink up the joint.
I'm a kangaroo with a machine gun. Doesn't that make you nervous?
Nope. Say what's your sign?
Are you hitting on me? If so, I'll have to shoot you in the stomach.
How many feet away was it?

 

by SpiderTrav
5-13-05
In the dark cell of filthy prison cell, Kangaroo Mercenary's enemies plot their revenge.
I can't take it any more! I'm bustin' outta this joint, and then Kangaroo Mercenary is going to pay!
I'm wicked thirsty. You promise me a glass of water once it's all over and I'm in.
Okay, here's the plan. Hide with me in my trash can, then we'll get tossed out when the trash man comes.
I'm not real comfortable with that plan. In fact, I'm going to turn you into the guards for special treatment.
I wish the Kangaroo had shot me.
Time for another beating, trash man?

 

by SpiderTrav
5-13-05
Kangaroo Mercenary is back on the job, but can even our hero hope to defeat a T-Rex hyped up on coffee?
Okay, Rex, the jig is up! Put down the mug and slowly back away. I'm takin' you down!
Have you tried this stuff? It's great. I feel great! I could ravage Tokyo over and over! Nothing can stop me now...not even you!
Rex, we used to be partners. It doesn't have to be this way. Besides, you know what coffee does to you...
Leave my fragile digestive system out of this! I'm invincible!!!
Seriously, man, take some tums before it's too late. Um..Yeah, that's gonna be too late.

 

by SpiderTrav
6-28-05
Once again, we find our hero, Kangaroo Mercenary, upholding truth, justice, and common sense.
Hey, man, what's with the confederate getup?
I'm still fighting the good fight, yon kangaroo.
The civil war? That's been over for, like, 150 years.
That's the kind of talk I'd expect from a yankee.
Listen, crazy, I'm givin' ya 10 seconds to give up on slavery and get out of my sister's bedroom.
Where are the Duke boys when ya need 'em?

 

by SpiderTrav
6-28-05
Kangaroo Mercenary takes a night off from takin' down bad guys to put the moves on Lindsay Lohan.
So, Lindsay Lohan, you finally take me up on my offer of dinner and a bounty hunt.
Well, I'm just glad I could squeeze you into my schedule. (giggle giggle)
So, Lindsay, after this meat loaf, should we go after my nemesis, Trash Man, or take in the new Herbie movie?
Stop toying with my heart, Kangaroo Mercenary. You know I love you.
It's the machine gun...chicks dig the machine gun.
And how!

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