Kangaroo Mercenary #6

Author: SpiderTrav

Date: June 28, 2005

by SpiderTrav
6-28-05
Once again, we find our hero, Kangaroo Mercenary, upholding truth, justice, and common sense.
Hey, man, what's with the confederate getup?
I'm still fighting the good fight, yon kangaroo.
The civil war? That's been over for, like, 150 years.
That's the kind of talk I'd expect from a yankee.
Listen, crazy, I'm givin' ya 10 seconds to give up on slavery and get out of my sister's bedroom.
Where are the Duke boys when ya need 'em?