Never thought of that, did you?

Author: SpideyChris

Date: November 20, 2004

by SpideyChris
11-20-04
Greetings, you wonderful people! I am but a humble faery, created to bring glamour and imagination to a world otherwise desperately bereft of such!
It is my task to empart joy and pleasure to the mundane races, yet the cost lies in that I may never seek the same for myself.
That's real easy, since my vagina's the size of a motherfucking piece of rice.