Basic math is easy.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: November 23, 2004

by SpideyChris
11-23-04
Yeah baby, I'll call you! Of course, baby! No, no, you keep the honey dust... Awwwww, yeah. Another satisfied groupie.
Hero Two... You remember how I was so rich and famous, and when I hired you on? How YOU are MY sidekick, right?
Oh, yeah, I get all that, Hero One. What's the dilly-o?
...you look like a dork! You don't even have a damn kung fu stance! Why do our lady fans tear off ticket stubs and line up to fuck YOU?
Oh c'mon, that's easy! Two is bigg-
You shut your filthy mouth.