30 Orcs or your money back.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: November 25, 2004

by SpideyChris
11-25-04
By my mother's beard... Those Orcs killed our donkey. We have to carry those gold sacks ourselves.
Fantastic. I'll start skinning, and then we'll eat that ass.
...what? No! That was a good animal, I'm not going to let you eat it!
Screw that! I hated that thing, and now it's supper. That'll serve it right for stepping on my face while I slept every fucking night.
Not a chance in hell, you hateful little man.
I wonder if Rent-a-Orc will give a frequent customer discount...