WW #30: (A true story of) worst things to say to your kids.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: November 26, 2004

by SpideyChris
11-26-04
Where did you get this book!? What were you doing in the bathroom!? It's a good thing I came in to clean!
I... Uh... Ummmmm... Uhhhhh...
I'll tell you right now. Sex is NOT FUN! Sex is PAINFUL! Sex HURTS!
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